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    • The Ostrich Report On: Attending A Hardcore Christian University

      Posted at 1:00 pm by ostrichreport, on March 11, 2019

      Anyone who’s ever claimed that universities are the bastions of liberalism and left-wing thought has clearly never dealt with a school loan officer. Or heard about evangelical Christian universities. You know about them, right? They’re those private institutions with strict dress-codes, regressive ideas about sexuality, and “science” courses that are divided into Old and New Testament. Well, that’s what we all think but is that the reality? I was wondering about that so I talked to Michael who attended a hardcore Christian university, and this is what he told me:

      Research by Evan Symon. Continue reading →

      Posted in Politics, Religion | 0 Comments | Tagged christian university
    • The Ostrich Report On: New Age Stores

      Posted at 1:00 pm by ostrichreport, on February 15, 2019

      New Age stores are one of the great success stories of the modern age. When the people behind them looked at the world, they saw an untapped market for crystals that can realign your vagina’s moon charts and herbal tarot cards for dogs. Then they looked at it like six more times to make sure that their eyes were working right, and after that they went to work to fill that market need. Since then, New Age stores have popped up all over the world, and eventually Craig managed to land a job at a one in Birmingham, England, where he learned that…

      Research by Evan Symon. Continue reading →

      Posted in Health, Money, Religion, Science | 0 Comments | Tagged new age, new age store
    • The Ostrich Report On: Satanism

      Posted at 1:00 pm by ostrichreport, on January 9, 2019

      In the 1980s, there was nothing that Americans feared more than Satanists breaking into their house and ritually-murdering their entire family. Second biggest fear? Basically the same scenario, only instead of killing you, the Satanists make you watch as they delete your Pac-Man high-score. They’re Satanists. They’re crazy. They worship the devil and are all about inflicting pain and suffering. They’re probably the ones who invented Comcast and clamshell plastic packaging. That’s what most people think anyway but I wasn’t really buying it so I sat down with Isaiah and Raul, two confessed Satanists who gave me the 666 on their belief system, like how… Continue reading →

      Posted in Religion | 0 Comments | Tagged church of satan, satan, satanism
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