In the 1980s, there was nothing that Americans feared more than Satanists breaking into their house and ritually-murdering their entire family. Second biggest fear? Basically the same scenario, only instead of killing you, the Satanists make you watch as they delete your Pac-Man high-score. They’re Satanists. They’re crazy. They worship the devil and are all about inflicting pain and suffering. They’re probably the ones who invented Comcast and clamshell plastic packaging. That’s what most people think anyway but I wasn’t really buying it so I sat down with Isaiah and Raul, two confessed Satanists who gave me the 666 on their belief system, like how… Continue reading
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