What’s more relaxing than a cruise aboard a ship the size of a small city? A million different things, actually, what with cruise ships apparently being diarrhea centers commanded by captains who get in the lifeboat at the slightest hint of trouble. Still, there is something alluring about being in the middle of the ocean on a manmade, moving island. Or at least I thought so until I talked to Adam and Mackenzie who both worked for popular cruise lines and totally ruined them for me with their stupid facts, like how… Continue reading
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