You don’t get into the heavy metal business to lullaby orphan kittens to sleep. You do it to sing about death, violence, and destruction while gargling gravel mixed with battery acid. However, after talking to members of extreme metal bands like Insomnium, Daylight Dies, The Fallen Divine, and Landmine Marathon, I realized that all that stuff is just a front, and that heavy metal can get pretty gosh-darn adorable once you peek behind its bloodstained curtain. For example… Continue reading